Sunday, July 31, 2011

National Milk Chocolate Day

Well, I overdid it again…..Thursday (July 28th) was National Milk Chocolate Day and Bill and the Catering Gang at Villa Woodbine, where I reside, celebrated….and they invited me, and boy, did I overindulge in all the chocolate. There was chocolate all over the place. Bill Hansen, has three main rules about chocolate:

#1 - A balanced diet consists of equal amounts of dark and white chocolate.

#2 - The two basic food groups are fruit and chocolate. And if you insist on eating fruit, it must be dipped in melted chocolate.

#3 - Bill Hansen offers a 12 Step Program for Chocoholics...visitors to Villa Woodbine must never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!!

So, with all those rules, I Sir Winston of Villa Woodbine confess that I am a Chocoholic! And although I’ve gained a few pounds, there is no way that I am going to give up chocolate.

By the way, here’s a quick quiz question….How many calories are there in a large piece of chocolate?

Answer....WHO CARES!!!!

Well, I’m off to the gym with my two female peahens to try to work off a pound or two before we fly back home to Villa Woodbine and caterer Bill to put those pounds right back on again.

Chocoholically Yours,

Sir Winston of Villa Woodbine

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