The Desperate Peacocks of Coconut Grove

Winston the Villa Woodbine Peacock here!  Please help me.   I need love and affection and there are no peahens in sight, and I have no clue why!!  It could be all the parties and weddings at Villa Woodbine that scare them away.   It’s not me…I shower every day and keep my tail feathers shaking like the leaves on Bill’s oak trees in the breeze. 

I have decided to take matters into my own wings and launch my new show, The Desperate Peacocks of Coconut Grove. Who says desperation is a female thing. It’s time that we males get our own show and get the attention that we deserve. With Father’s Day just around the corner, I want to be sure that I have a chance to become a Pea Dad before it’s too late. And for that, I need an attractive pea hen. She and I will make the feathers fly and make Pea Chicks that will be the envy of South Florida. 

My new show will air on NBC... You don’t think I’d go on ABC or CBS when NBC already uses my image in their logo. 

The first episode of The Desperate Peacocks of Coconut Grove will begin with a catered event at Villa Woodbine. I will of course be the center of attention, since that party will be held in my honor. All will be going along fine, with Bill serving his great food with amazing service when the party is abruptly crashed of jealous peacocks from the neighborhood. Feathers will fly…. stay tuned to see what happens next.

Winston

The Desperate Peacock of Coconut Grove at Villa Woodbine