Greetings from Winston…..the Plump Peacock of Villa Woodbine. Boy am I unhappy!!! Yesterday (Thursday) Bill reminded me it was National Rocky Road Ice Cream Day. He told me when interested brides stopped by the Villa to tell them that planning a wedding here would not be a rocky road, but a magic carpet ride….and I did…However, the thought of that delicious frozen treat would not leave my mind, so I spoke to my fellow peacock Phil who lives nearby, across the street from Fresh Market down the street….and he said he’d pick me up one gallon of Rocky Road Ice Cream. Phil’s a good peacock…..Well, I had to eat the whole darn container, since Bill doesn’t let me in the kitchen or anywhere near the freezer….so only eating part of it was not an option. You’re bad, Bill!
Well, I woke up this morning with a terrible tummy ache…I felt so bad even my tail feathers ached…..and to make matters worse, I hopped on the receiving scale behind Bill’s kitchen and I gained two pounds……What a bummer…..Anyway, I’ve got to run now…literally run ( and fly) for the rest of the day to lose this blubber…and what would be even better would be if one of my pea hens would stop by later on and I could burn some extra calories with her…..if you know what I mean!!!!!!
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